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    Quote Originally Posted by MyNameIsTerry View Post
    Thanks KK, option 3 selected. I've had to put carefully directed signage along the roads as on the first attempt they just ended up confused dancing around Jacob Rees-Mogg's mansion
    I didn't know that Donald Trump would be visiting the Rees- Mogg crib. No room at Buck Pal for his grisly Tribe, I suppose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pulisa View Post
    I didn't know that Donald Trump would be visiting the Rees- Mogg crib. No room at Buck Pal for his grisly Tribe, I suppose?
    I think the only solution is to send them (royals n all) to the Tower and face the axe

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    Car horns...

    According to the Highway Code, car horns are to be used in emergencies or instances when you need to warn others of danger. Beeping gratuitously in a residential street because you can't be bothered to text or call someone to let them know you've arrived, or God forbid, get out of your car and walk a few metres to ring their doorbell, is selfish, lazy and pig ignorant behaviour

    How would you like it if I came round yours with a tank and BEEPED my horn before rolling straight into your living room while you watched EastEnders?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pulisa View Post
    I didn't know that Donald Trump would be visiting the Rees- Mogg crib. No room at Buck Pal for his grisly Tribe, I suppose?
    I don't think he wants to stay now her ma'am ship has hung a Trump baby balloon over the door
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    Quote Originally Posted by KK77 View Post
    Car horns...According to the Highway Code, car horns are to be used in emergencies or instances when you need to warn others of danger. Beeping gratuitously in a residential street because you can't be bothered to text or call someone to let them know you've arrived, or God forbid, get out of your car and walk a few metres to ring their doorbell, is selfish, lazy and pig ignorant behaviour How would you like it if I came round yours with a tank and BEEPED my horn before rolling straight into your living room while you watched EastEnders? Status: Beep beep!NEXT!
    I'll borrow the tank after you or perhaps a monster truck to flatten the car? There's a guy who does it every time he calls at his in laws and many I time I've wished there wasn't a law against giving him a smack
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    May bugs! Banging on the window at night frightening the hell out of me.

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    HA Diaries

    So...sorry for ignoring all the above posts but I wanted to complain about a new symptom I've been getting on my left cheek which is a bit red and feels sore...and I read it could be ****** ****.

    Anyone else?

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    Can we play Profanity Filter Hangman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KK77 View Post
    HA Diaries

    So...sorry for ignoring all the above posts but I wanted to complain about a new symptom I've been getting on my left cheek which is a bit red and feels sore...and I read it could be ****** ****.

    Anyone else?

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    Six stars then 4 stars? idk what that could be
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    Willow's not been very well this week, she's in at the vet on saturday, just saying
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