Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[sunshine1]

i would like to complain that everytime I leave the living room for more than 5 minutes, the kids have trashed it and brought the toy contents fo their rooms in. I feel like a hamster on a wheel with this tidying cycle! only 5 more weeks of summer holidays though! Argh!!!!!

[suzy-sue]

Hi Suzy-Sue.

I have now placed a "meerkat" answerphone message on my phone let them listen to that, i tried answering once but got nowhere,i just wish the time for complaining would expire so the calls stopped.

Richard. x

...Good one Richard ....Simples ...

I wish to Complain to myself ..that the rain has completely battered my Plants in the garden ..Wot a waste of time and money ..Damn weather

Ma ..x

[Magic]

same here sue. we have fungi in the hanging baskets, flowers have fallen flat, and slugs are taking over the kitchen.little sods xx

[Granny Primark]

Im complaining about drivers that you give way to but never flash or put their hand up to say thank.

[Granny Primark]

ugh? mad heads heads?

[yvonne_uk_98]

I like to complain, when typing a letter or message, its so annoying that the letter x causing problems, should be easy to hit x. its really wierd when a letter on the keyboard decides not going to work very good. rant over.

---------- Post added at 22:58 ---------- Previous post was at 21:37 ----------

came across this below:



Love

Is Patient
Is kind
Does not envy
Does not boast
Is not rude
Is not Selfish
Is not easily angered
Does not keep a record of wrongs
Does not like evil
Likes the truth
Protects
Always trusts
Always hopes
Never gives up
Never ends.

[bottleblond]

totally with you on that one Granny P, shouldn`t wind me up but I think `I just helped you, wave to me.....wave....you better wave...` and the next thing you know you`ve forced them off the road into a ditch, tipped a can of petrol all over them and whooof!!! eh? now who`s laughing? that`ll teach you!!

anyway.........

my complaint is a week long bout of some awesome mystery virus that seems like a bad cold but gives you lots of syptoms that are like panic - wobbly legs, dry mouth, dog tired, off balance, the lot. and no matter how hard you try to think straight or use coping mechanisms your little voice says `uh oh, you`re going crackers again`

why can`t we have nice simple stuff like when we were little? cough, cold, runny bum, chicken pox?

but otherwise I`m fine. no honestly!

have a great day fellow mad heads

Paul

Paul we are looking for extra staff to join the complaints team. Would you like a job? Lol.......

Mystery Virus...Ah yes, I have consulted the Compliants data base and it would seem that this is MM'itis.....Please see the following symptoms....

1. Cold like symptoms eg: Coughing, Sneezing.

2. Light headedness.

3. Wobbly bits eg: Arms, Legs and other pertruding parts that hang.

4. On occassion a slight case of sicky bumbum may rear it's ugly head.

If you have two or more of the above symptoms then we advise one weeks sloping duties. Lots of nourishment in the form of Soup, Boiled Chooky eggs, The odd take-a-way and several ready meals with some crisps and chocolate on the side.

If you take our complaints advice, you should be up and about in no time at all.




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[Zingything]

Just a thought, but why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

[bottleblond]

Mine does Zingy, although your post did send me to the kitchen to double check.

[yvonne_uk_98]

I like to complain, my right eye has gone all nippy, and stings so much, no matter what I do. just makes it worse. so annoying. trying not to rub it. best I go and do something else to take my mind of my eye.