Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...
[QUOTE=Pipkin;1017224]Not the North of Scotland BB, the North of England. The reason my messages are taking so long to get through is that we don't have broadband up here, just pigeons, and they're a bit tired today because of the heat. That, and the fact I don't get much time off from t' mill and me clogs are fair chafing. Oi, our lass. Mek us a brew and don't forget to feed t' whippets...
Ahhhhh I knew it was some kind of 'North' problem. I have a south problem, as in everything as gone there. Tiz me age y'see.
Our Complaints pigeon 'Percy' has been instructed to do a fly-by and drop you off some Broadband signals, a bottle of Irn Bru and a nice juicy Haggis to keep you going in the heat you gits seem to have stole from us unfortunates across the border.
Now where did I leave those damn flippers?
NEXT....
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