Top Trump: A Poem
( from an idea by MrsCav )
When a Blue Whale trumps
The bubbles are big enough
To fit a horse inside
When Donald opens his mouth
The prejudice is big enough
To fit his head inside
With German Grandparents
He might get the hump
His german name is Donald Drumpf
With his Trumpeted towers
His names in the air
Its not the Americans but everyone else he scares
He’s planning to build a Mexican wall
He’s for banning migrants, Arabs and all
As we listen to his amercian drawl
His ideas make my skin crawl
He’s planning his run for President
He’s named all the folks he resents
Donalds part of the Silent Majority
With plans that don’t seem part of Democracy
He can insult everyone in a room
He can call down that Obama is doom
Donalds openly said one reason he's rich
Dealing with Politicians is part of his Shtick
Hes got Sarah Palin on his side
The Tea Party along for the ride
Hes going to track all Muslims on a Database
Wow, this Donald Trump isn’t he Ace !!!!
He’s got money that’s for sure
All that’s great about American’s he ensures
He’s got a wig that wags like an American flag
He’s got a well fed belly over his trousers it sags
President in Waiting Donald Trump y’all
Believes Hilary and Obama created ISIS n’all
Believes hes going to protect Christianity
and we can see that the Pope really agrees …………………
Donald Duck
You’re in the firing line
Without your shtick
We’ll do just fine.
**END**
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Peter Cook: I think I have, yes, and I think I can probably repeat them almost perfectly.