heya comrades, heres my panic spoof too the beat of eminems "the way i am"

hope u like

I sit back with this pack of xanax and this book
that decrees that it seems to relieve panic, lets see
im the nmp emcee, for what its worth, since birth
like pete bennett ive been cursed with this curse to just curse
post-panic attack muscles jerk,
thumbs twitch, my head hurts
so i down a spoonful of sugar to see whether my meds will relieve
all this tension, dispensin these sentences
bout the stress thats been eatin me recently,
got a cough too so this is not helpin my case of hypochondricy?
But at least when i speak with you, you guys have the decency
and you listen to my moans and then do your best to help me out
when im emotionally beat and don't know the definition of laughter
I'm so happy when you all come and speak to me
i don't know you but i know
i owe you all so many wonderful things
i speak true words, i don't lip sync
never feel nauceaus, don't need the sink
ouch i just cut my finger on a rose thorn, u can call it a prick
if panic was a person i'd throw them off a balcony
Cause im so fed up now, everytime my mind starts to defend the
very fact that theres no real threat, im just not thinkin rationally
i need a lawyer cause ive got the intention see
to sue anxiety for all its got, lets see how stressed u get anxiety
im tired of ya
cause now its my dream to scheme against the panic regime

and i am whatever you say i am etc etc

Dave