That's a great reply Spectrum. People's never believed I was being serious. I feel validated.

I did a search and it seems like if you get a dentist prescription in an EU country you can redeem it in another one. It also said something like dentist's have to stick to a code of ethics but in theory they can prescribe anything. At the end of the day I guess it depends on the dentist and how well he knows your medical history. Helps if you went to school with the dude .