I love your user name I have been watching the ashes on TV here in the UK
Have you always been a masochist, or it this something new?

The more your lot are panicked, the better. It is what we live for. Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum we smell the blood of anxious flannelled Englishmen. Be they alive or be they dead. We'll grind their bones into the pitches of Australia!