Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[NoraB]

You may need to give Alexa the Amber Heard treatment? Complete disconnection with pliers.

Hub's had to cut into the door frame to fit the damn thing. Can't change it back without the door looking a mess (weep)

[Carnation]

People that whisper (particularly behind your back).
If there's something to be said, say it! Whispering is horrid!

[NoraB]

People that whisper (particularly behind your back).
If there's something to be said, say it! Whispering is horrid!

I think my Ring doorbell picked those whispers up, Carn..

I agree though. If someone has a problem with me, I prefer them to say it to me. I used to hate it at school when girls did this whispering crap...

[Carnation]

Me too nora. Problem is adults do it too!
I'm with you on the doorbell subject. Give me a ding dong anytime. Had to get a new one and it's a plug in which is now a ding dong ding dong, ding dong ding dong, repeat 3 times and a big cringe from me and a temptation to unplug it and go without, lol.

[pulisa]

I don't have a doorbell..Not that I want to discourage callers... I use the portcullis for that!

[Lencoboy]

I don't have a doorbell..Not that I want to discourage callers... I use the portcullis for that!

Portcullis eh, the ancient equivalent of a security shutter!

[NoraB]

I use the portcullis for that!

I think I had to have a special cream for that.

[pulisa]

Brings tears to the eyes if you misjudge the angle...

[NoraB]

Not a complaint as such, more an observation...

I went to the loos in Tesco and inside the cubicle (on the floor) was a half eaten punnet of blueberries. There was also a large skid mark down the inside of the pan..

As I'm backing out of the cubicle, I'm thinking to myself that some poor bugger must have been in DESPERATE need of some instant fibre to scare up a bowel movement? Also, by the size of that shit mark in the pan, they succeeded..

In my past life as a domestic engineer (cleaner) I have come across numerous, somewhat disturbing, sights in the gents cubicles that no self-respecting laydee (such as myself) should ever see. I'm talking blokes having eaten a Ginsters while taking a dump. I'm talking bodily fluids of the bloke kind (with pubes in) in tumblers on the floor. Yes, REALLY. And I think it was deliberately left for me! (perverts!) but I never, ever, found any food (or other oddities) in the ladies loos..

My thoughts go out to the poor sod who has to sort that shit-stain out later on...

(I imagine the blueberries will end up in the bin unless somebody fancies a snack while they're taking a dump?)

[pulisa]

Who would want to waste a superfood like blueberries? The remains of that punnet will end up being blended into a delicious smoothie for some unlucky punter at that Tesco's cafe.

Every little helps...and BOGOF may not be too wide of the (skid)mark?