The Panic Bus

[weeble40]

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Hey and welcome aboard

Im the owner of the panic bus,

I am the cook here,

christineplus 3 will be driving, she can do hair to if you are not to fussey

Skitty is chief designer of bedrooms,

wolfie is resident dentist,

if anyone needs pick up or job please leave Statistics below;

tickets are free: only request Panic is left at door:


you as rider are entitled to ride the bus as long as you feel nescessary

we are now looking to recriut timetable/ route designer

Emma xxxx

[skitty]

OK - I know we are supposed to leave panic at the door....
but Chris dont you think you are driving a bit fast??!!

Where are we going anyway?
Ill try to distract myself with a bit of singing "whhoo hooo Magic Bus!"

(And if everyone could keep their greazy pizza fingers off the new cushion covers i would appreciate it...lol)

[t0rt01se36]

I don't drive but I'd love to be Entertainment/activity Assistant or Celebrity Booker on your bus. I'll type the route n timetables. Don't forget to pick kiwistace up on route lol.

[weeble40]

ok we need a conductor

fat thin little large dont really matter

all enquires

MEMYSELF xxxx

[JulieAs45]

Ok I'll be the conductor if it means I get to boss people around and kick them off the bus for not being fun enough.

What do you think?

[Angel64]

Good morning I am your driver for the journey.

I had a successful interview in the 'chat room' and with my great qualities plus driving for 25 years (that makes, me 'real' old !!) and doing my advanced driving certificate, ok that was in a car but are buses really that hard to manouver ??

I do request though I will need a co-driver cos when we get abroad I cant do driving on the other side, especially going round roundabouts the wrong way lol.

I would love it if Ju ann could get in touch with Cliff, he's done it before and could help us with the singing !!

We're all going on a summer holiday,

Christine xx

[weeble40]

ok Julie you are now the official conductor, any chance you can drive as well, we are now looking to recruit a co-driver, as Chris doesn't like driving abroad and weve got a few pick up over seas, I think we better start looking for a cleaner aswell, the toilet is already a bit waffy, I've done it this morning, but will be to busy looking at the gorgeous scenery to do it everyday,

right if anybody wants me ill be in the back kitchen getting lunch ready, is chicken salad ok for everyone, we can pick up some amazing recipes on route,

Emma xxxx

[t0rt01se36]

I contacted Cliff's management but unfortunately he's too busy preparing for his own summer holiday.

[Wolfie]

Rawrrrrrrrr

[weeble40]

Ju ann could you try the Venga boys they had a bus, but I also think they spilt up, any other suggestions for groups or celebs on route please let Ju ann know

Thanks

Emma xxx