Heres one my mum wrote. God she was funny and I miss her so x
CAKES BY PAM WILLIS
Im spending my well earned retirement
Not on cruising, or leisurely breaks...
On no not me, for Im still slaving...
In my kitchen, baking cakes
Now these cakes arent what youre thinking
No dainties to treat my old man
These beauties come five tiers high love
Six if i possibly can!
How I wish we could really retire
Go on hols at the drop of a hat.....
But thats not our way my Der will say..
The cakes and dogs will see to that
So as for my well earned retirement.?
I feel I am having it rough
Cos its CAKE everyday.
and I really must say........
I cant even stomach the stuff!